Dear self,
Congratulations on achieving your first objective of your holiday period. You have successfully created your own blog section, and it is now your duty to post your views and thoughts on any electrical signal to be decoded in your brain a.k.a control centre. It is also your duty to make sure you do not drive people away from this blog by repeatedly posting your opinions on football only and expecting each and every homosapien to become a soccer fan just because the World Cup is going on!! You shall not attempt to impress any girls just for the heck of it by using very flowery language in your posts and wasting your own precious vacation time which you will anyway end up wasting, whatever you do. You shall not disrespect anyone or anything, for that matter, even a teapot or a piece of wire! You will, though, attempt to entertain and humor your audience through a couple of trademark wisecracks, which only the learned and the sophisticated will understand and appreciate the creativity. Finally, this is your space, this is not my space, so I am not the ultimate authority........but actually i am you........or are you me.....anyway the fact is that we are we and whoever we are we are you and you are us.........umm actually ignore that........i confused myself........that is i confused you........so ultimately you confused me................hell i think im gonna stop. Good Day, sire.....
-You (or me, whatever)
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1 comment:
I've just started blogging too and i appreciate your sentiments.
Decided to be kind and leve a comment, just for the sake of it.
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